Joe talks about changing the past again, he talks about backscatter. Backscatter is not what it sounds like, but it is also kinda what it sounds like, just not in public man… gross.
Todd has a few recent personal Cartastrophes. Joe recounts one of the worst Cartastrophes he’s ever had, all because he wanted to make chocolaty babies.
Joe and Todd play a game, a greater-than or less-than game that illuminates something unfortunate for Joe. Joe tries to get tutelage on speaking Texan from the lovely Nicole Wilder (A.K.A Nicole One-Punch-Machine-Gun Wilder, or Nicole Wilder Than the Rest, Stick With the Best)
Joe talks about a confusing failure of a sunroof, he also talks about a fart egg, and that just ain't right.